at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
too bad you live with your parents still
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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