that's an acceptable place to lick
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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