is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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