This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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