YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Mom said you looked used
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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