No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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