Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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