playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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