When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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