her vagine was all disorganized.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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