id be glad to
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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