is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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