Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Everyone says I win the strip club
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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