Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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