I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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