now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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