i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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