U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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