dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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