How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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