I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I still have a little drunk in my system
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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