they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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