Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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