HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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