11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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