I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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what are you doing with your life
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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