were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Randomize
