We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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