the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I have already put on my inside pants.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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