No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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