He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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