so explain again why im purple
no
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Randomize
