My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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