You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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