Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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