ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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