We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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