I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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