im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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