sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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