Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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