yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
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