Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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