You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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