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I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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