dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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