I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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