Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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