did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I forgot how hot balto sounded
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
40s are totally the cure
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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