not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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