i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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