I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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