my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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