I hate all girls vehemently.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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