I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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