Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
