wake up i wanna do it froggy style
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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